So, when Mein Kampf was first translated into English, it was a total mess. The translators tried to make it sound more palatable to English readers, so they toned down Hitler's crazier statements and made him sound almost reasonable (cringe). But, in 2016, a new translation came out that showed the world what Hitler really meant to say, and let's just say it's a wild ride.
This new translation is like reading a train wreck in slow motion - you can't look away, even though you know it's going to be a disaster. Hitler's writing is like a mix of crazy ramblings, bad poetry, and seriously questionable life choices. It's like he's trying to convince you that his hare-brained schemes are actually genius, and it's both fascinating and terrifying at the same time.
For example, did you know that Hitler was super into economics and believed that the key to Germany's success was to create a "people's car" (which later became the VW Beetle)? Or that he thought the "Aryan race" was superior because of their "beautiful blonde hair" (um, pretty sure that's not how genetics works, dude)? It's like reading a bad joke, but unfortunately, it's not a joke.
Mein Kampf : Official Nazi English Translation By Adolf Hitler – IFDNB