So, here’s the bottom line: The Disney-ABC merger isn’t about corporate jargon. It’s about your Saturday night. It’s about flipping from a reality show to a princess movie without missing a beat. It’s about making your life a little bit easier and a lot more magical.
Embrace it. This one giant business deal gave you the power to watch a mouse, a space wizard, and a TV doctor all in the same week. And isn’t that just the best kind of modern fairy tale?