First up, we have He-Man, the most powerful man in the universe—and I mean most powerful, because apparently no one else applied for the job. His secret identity is Prince Adam, a blond twink who can’t seem to button his vest. Surprising fact: He-Man’s original design was a big, bald guy named "He-Man," but the toy company wanted a blonde superhero, so they threw a wig on him. Yes, his hair is a lie. A glorious, wind-tossed lie.
He lives in Castle Grayskull, a giant skull-shaped fortress that looks like a villain’s lair but is actually the good guys' base. Talk about shady real estate. The castle has a talking door called "The Jaw Bridge," which is just as ridiculous as it sounds.
