Look, I’m not saying throw out every tub of margarine in your fridge. That’s between you and your garbage can. But the next time you’re about to spread that pale, yellow imitation on a warm piece of toast, pause. Ask yourself: “Do I deserve to be happy?” The answer is yes. Yes, you do.
So grab the butter. Your toast, your cookies, and your taste buds will throw you a tiny, delicious party. You’re welcome.
