Let’s talk about the roundabouts. West Wickham has a special brand of roundabout chaos. It’s the junction where five roads meet and everyone forgets how indicators work. Reviews often mention the “Mystery Lane” on the approach to Waitrose.
Drivers report suddenly forgetting which lane is for straight, left, or “I’m going to cry.” One reviewer said they ended up in a bus lane by accident. The examiner just sighed. It’s become a rite of passage.
The best part? Locals know this. They see your L-plates and deliberately speed up. A review titled “The Lady in the Red Fiat” is a must-read classic.
The Legend of Examiner #4
Every test centre has that examiner. West Wickham’s is a bloke referred to only as “The Silent One.” He says nothing. No “good morning.” No “turn left.” Just grunts. Reviews are split on whether he’s a robot or a ghost.
West Wickham Driving Test Centre at 56 Glebe Way reviews, Greater London
One user claimed he doodled a sad face on their fail sheet. Another said he whispered “nice clutch work” and then never spoke again. It’s pure mystery. It’s the stuff of driving test folklore.
If you get him, you’re either passing with flying colours or being haunted for life. There is no middle ground.
