Igneous rock forms from cooled magma or lava—molten rock that originates deep in the Earth. The process is violent, slow, or both, depending on where it happens. And the result? A rock that’s literally a time capsule of planet-wide tantrums.
Next time you see a dark cliff or a speckled countertop, give it a nod. That thing was once liquid fire, and now it’s holding up your coffee mug. That’s a glow-up if I’ve ever seen one.
Now, go pick up a rock and ask it where it came from. Just don’t expect a reply—igneous rocks are terrible conversationalists.