Let's be real for a second. They are busy. Alison just starred in Somebody I Used to Know and is always on some new TV show. Dave is directing and acting up a storm. Their careers are on fire. Babies are like little career-grenades—lovely grenades, sure, but still explosive.
What Alison Brie Really Thinks About Having Kids With Dave Franco
Plus, they just seem to love their freedom. They're always at film festivals, hiking in weirdly beautiful places, and laughing in paparazzi photos. They have that "we're in on a joke together" vibe. A baby might ruin the punchline. For now, anyway.
And honestly, good for them. Can you imagine the pressure? Every magazine article, every comment section, is like, "WHEN BABY?!" It must be exhausting. They're probably sitting at home, eating fancy cheese, and thinking, "Ha, jeez, let us eat our cheese in peace."
What If They Just Don't Want Kids?
This is the elephant in the room nobody wants to talk about. What if they're one of those couples who just… doesn't want them? Radical, right? It's 2026. Not every celebrity marriage needs to produce a mini-me for a brand deal.
Alison has been pretty open about body image and her own timeline. Dave is super supportive. They could be living their best, child-free lives and be thrilled. And we, as a society, need to be okay with that. Seriously. Capiche?
Let's face it: having kids is hard. Doing it in the spotlight sounds like a nightmare. They'd have to deal with paparazzi stalking a toddler. No thanks. I'm tired just thinking about it.
