So, to circle back to that popcorn-dropping moment on my sofa: Sara Davies has not left Dragons’ Den. She’s still there, probably wearing another sparkly blazer, ready to make deals. The rumour was just a storm in a teacup, stirred up by a calendar and a bit of free time. Phew, right?
But here’s my cheeky thought: if she ever does decide to leave, I hope the producers give us a proper goodbye. Maybe a montage set to "I Will Survive" with Sarah shouting "I’m out!" one last time. But until then, relax. Go buy some Origami paper from her shop, watch an old episode, and stop refreshing Twitter. The dragon is still in the Den, and she’s probably laughing at our panic right now. Good.
