Let’s quickly trash-talk the alternatives, just for fun. Victoria Station is a disaster—it’s a massive, sweaty hub of commuters and coach tours. You’d have to walk 20 minutes through the rubble of a building site. Hard pass. Knightsbridge sounds glamorous, but it’s mostly for people who want to buy a handbag before sweating over begonias. Steer clear.
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If you’re coming from the north, Paddington is a trap. You’ll end up walking through confusing residential streets and crying over a map. Just change to the District line and get to Sloane Square. Trust the system. One station to rule them all.
What About the Side Entrance?
Ah, you’ve heard rumors of a secret side gate near the Royal Hospital Chelsea grounds. It exists! But it’s not a Tube stop. You’d need a helicopter to get closer. The closest station for that gate? Still Sloane Square. You’re stuck with it, and that’s a good thing.
Pro tip: get off the train and follow the crowd of people wearing ridiculous hats. They know where they’re going. And if you see someone carrying a tiny trowel as a fashion accessory, you’re on the right path. I’m not kidding.
