So here’s the happy ending: the world is mostly filled with good people. The bad apples are few, and they’re really obvious about it. Thanks to the Met’s new focus, those few are about to have a lot fewer opportunities to ruin your day.
Plus, let’s be honest: if your biggest crime today was hitting “snooze” three times, you’re already doing better than 1% of London’s finest serial offenders. Enjoy that crispy toast. Sleep soundly knowing that the police are out there, metaphorically shaking their heads and saying, “Not again, Dave.”
The takeaway? Crime is down, hope is up, and the squirrels are safe… for now.
