Let’s talk about the calls. You know the drill: you’re in the middle of telling your friend about the disastrous date you had when the call cuts out. It’s like the universe decided your conversation needed a very dramatic pause.
You start shouting, “Hello? Hello? Can you hear me now?” like you’re in a bad sci-fi movie. Meanwhile, the person on the other end sounds like they’re talking from inside a tin can, on a boat, during a storm.
It’s not even consistent, which is the most annoying part. Sometimes, the call is crystal clear, making you think, “Oh, they’ve fixed it!” Then, the next day, you’re back to playing audio charades. It’s a relationship built on broken promises, like a gym membership you keep paying for but never use.
