While we wait for the next premiere, do a rewatch. Go back to Season 1. See how shiny everyone looked. Spot the iPhone 4s. It’s a time capsule.
You can also rank the meltdowns. Which one was the best? The one in the taxi? Or the one on the private jet? Discuss with friends.
Make a drinking game. Every time someone says “I’m feeling really conflicted,” take a sip. You’ll be asleep by episode two. It’s a guaranteed nap.
The Final Truth
We hunger for the new series because it’s reliable. In a chaotic world, we know one thing: these beautiful people will argue about socks. Or a text that was sent to the wrong person.
It is silly. It is glorious. It is the fluffiest, most sparkly comfort blanket on television.
So keep refreshing your feed. Keep an eye on Maeve Reilly, the queen of Chelsea style. When you see a photo of a garden party with people in sunglasses at 6 PM? The show is back, baby. Get ready.
