The honest answer? Whenever your willpower is weakest. Check the BBC or the ITV app, because the times change every round. One day it’s a lovely teatime clash, the next it’s a 4 a.m. marathon that makes you question your life choices.
Just remember: the time on the screen is a suggestion. The real time is the one you make for it—whether that’s setting an alarm, buying an extra coffee, or convincing your spouse that "it’s cultural, darling." It’s not just a game; it’s a legitimate reason to rearrange your entire existence.
And when England scores? The time doesn’t matter. You’ll still wake the neighbours, spill your drink, and high-five your cat. Because that’s the magic of it: the clock stops when the ball hits the back of the net. You’re just a heartbeat of a nation, living in the moment, pants or no pants.
Now, go check the schedule. And maybe stock up on biscuits. You’ll need them.
