Your body is basically a water filter made of meat, and one of its best features is sweating. Fluoride loves to hide in your bones, but sweat is its kryptonite. I’m not saying you need to join a CrossFit cult. I’m saying get a sauna, or just run up and down your stairs until your neighbors call the cops. The point is—move fluids around. Your kidneys will cheer, and your liver will finally get a thank you card.
The first time I tried this, I sat in my car with the heat on full blast. That was dumb. Don’t do that. Use a real sauna or hot yoga. Just remember to bring a towel, because you’ll sweat out enough water to fill a small pond. Your body is literally a salty river of yesterday’s choices.
Step Four: Eat Like a Hippie (But Don’t Be Annoying)
Certain foods can help scrub fluoride from your system like a gentle scouring pad. Boron-rich foods are the stars here—think apples, pears, and almonds. Also, get friendly with cilantro, which is nature’s broom for heavy metals and possibly your social life. Eat a handful of almonds and an apple every day. You’ll feel like a very healthy squirrel. And that’s fine.
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Another hero? Iodine. Your thyroid loves it, and it helps kick fluoride out of the party. Seaweed snacks are your new movie theater candy. They’re salty, crispy, and make you feel like you’re doing something proactive while watching “Shrek 2” for the hundredth time. Just don’t overdo it, or you’ll turn into a human salt lick. Moderation, people.
