London weather is rubbish. But that’s the secret.
Go to Sunshine Garden Centre when it’s raining. The greenhouses are dry. The air is fresh.
You hear the drum of rain on the plastic roof. It is mesmerising. Peak cozy vibes.
Final Challenge: Don’t Buy a Gnome
You will see them. The gnomes. Tiny, bearded, holding little fishing rods.
They stare at you. They whisper, “Take me home.”
Resist. Or don’t. Your garden needs a guardian. Embrace the gnome.
