Here’s the thing: you already know you’re going to buy this. The debate is over. Your brain has been overruled by your childhood nostalgia for ocarinas and time travel. So just pre-order it, cancel your dinner plans for the next month, and prepare to be broke but stylish.
One last surprising fact: The Switch 2 Zelda Edition is rumored to come with a digital copy of a special animated short that canonically connects Breath of the Wild to the new game. It’s so exclusive that if you don’t get it, you’ll be the only person at the water cooler who doesn’t know why Link is suddenly a talking raccoon. (Not true, but I have your attention now.)
So, go. Refresh that page. Sell a kidney if you have to. The Pre-Order Nintendo Switch 2 Zelda Edition waits for no one—except maybe your bank account to bounce back. Good luck, Hero of (Financial) Time.
