You will win this war. You’re smarter than a flying speck with a six-day lifespan. Use your traps. Clean your drains. And if all else fails, buy a venus flytrap. Nothing says “I’m serious” like a plant that eats bugs for you.
Also, name one of them. I named mine Gerald. It makes the swatting personal, and that’s okay. It’s your house, your rules.
Now go forth, my friend. Grab some vinegar, channel your inner exterminator, and reclaim your space. And if you see a tiny black bug fly past your face right this second? Don’t panic. Just smile, grab a cup, and tell it the party’s over.
