First up: Heather Chandler, played by Alice Lee. She is the queen. Her voice is a laser beam that could cut glass. She makes being a bully sound like a symphony.
Then we have Heather McNamara, played by Elle McLemore. Elle has the perkiest, most terrifying smile. She brings the “dumb blonde” energy, but with a voice that can hit notes that shatter wine glasses.
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Finally, Heather Duke, played by Jasmine Mathews. Jasmine took over from an original cast member. She adds this layered, seething jealousy that makes you think, “Okay, maybe she’s the one I should fear most.”
These three actresses are not just pretty faces. They sing harmonies that sound like a demonic girl group. It’s chilling. It’s brilliant.
The Jocks You Actually Root For
Kurt and Ram are the stupid jocks who deserve everything coming to them. In the film, they are played by Jon Eidson (Kurt) and Evan Todd (Ram). Evan Todd is a Broadway veteran. Jon Eidson brings a surprising sweetness to a total jerk.
The best part? They have a song called “Blue.” It’s about sexual frustration and lying. It’s hilarious, offensive, and they perform it with commitment. You’ll laugh and feel a little gross.
Also, these two are painfully dedicated to their physical comedy. They run into lockers. They fall down. They eat cafeteria food with the passion of a hungry bear. It’s pure, chaotic energy.
