Don’t be the person who says, “Oh, I’ll get one tomorrow.” Tomorrow might be the end date. Tomorrow might be a wasteland of regular menu items. Tomorrow you might cry into a Filet-O-Fish.
Check the app right now. Seriously. Look at the “Offers” section. If the Big Tasty is there with a “Limited Time” badge, drop everything. Go.
Because when that end date hits, you can’t get it back. You can’t argue with the cashier. You can’t bribe the manager. It’s gone. Like a summer fling, or my ability to run a 5K. Poof.
Go get one. For me. For yourself. For the smoky sauce. You’re welcome.
