So next time you’re waiting for that pot to boil, remember: you’re not just cooking dinner. You’re witnessing a molecular tantrum. Some molecules are easygoing (alcohol), some are drama queens (oil), and some are just regular, dependable water—the friend who shows up on time and doesn’t set your eyebrows on fire.
And if anyone asks you which has a higher boiling point, just smile and say, “It depends on what you’re trying to boil—and how much chaos you’re in the mood for.” Then, go pour yourself a glass of water. It’s cool, it’s calm, and it’s already boiling-point perfect.
