So, to answer the eternal question: Breakfast ends at 11:30am on weekdays, noon on weekends. But remember the buffer. Arrive before 11:15 if you want to avoid a near-death experience. And if you’re really lucky? You’ll walk in, grab a booth, and hear the sizzle of bacon with enough time to enjoy every single bite.
Because let’s face it—life is short. But the breakfast window at Spoons is even shorter. Don’t waste it. Your hangover (or your pre-work morale) will thank you.
Now go. Set that alarm. And for the love of all that is good, order the hash browns. You deserve them.
