Look, friend, whether they’re playing or not, the question itself is a sign of devotion. You care. You’re invested. That’s beautiful. It’s also slightly insane. But that’s what makes football great.
So, are the 49ers playing today? Check once, check twice, then let it go. If they are, you’ll find the game. If they’re not, well, there’s always next week. And next week, you’ll ask me again. And I’ll be here, coffee in hand, ready to answer. Or to guess. Honestly, I’m just a guy with a keyboard.