So next time you open your phone, don’t just search. Answer the call. Your 24 Hour Walgreens is waiting. It’s a beacon of possibility in a dark, sleepy world. It’s holding your emergency nail polish and a bag of shrimp chips you didn’t know you wanted.
Go. Embrace the chaos. Buy that weird-looking soda. The night is young, and the store is always open. You are just a few clicks away from the best impulse purchase of your life. See you at the checkout counter, night owl.