If you’re still confused, just remember: Labor Day is the one where stores have mattress sales and pools close. It’s the last gasp of summer before pumpkin spice takes over. Last year, I bought a fire pit I didn’t need because “Labor Day deals” hypnotized me. No regrets.
Oh, and one more thing: if you’re reading this for a school project or work memo, the answer is Monday, September 4th, 2026. You’re welcome. Now go enjoy your day off—you’ve earned it, even if you forgot the exact date. I certainly did.
