Sometimes, dry scalp isn’t just dry. It could be seborrheic dermatitis or even psoriasis. If you’ve tried everything and you still look like a snow globe, visit a dermatologist. They have the big-league potions.
Don’t feel embarrassed. They’ve seen worse. Way worse. Like, “guy who tried to use super glue as hair gel” worse. You’re just a person with a flaky head, and that’s a fixable problem.
So take a deep breath. Lower the shower heat. Give your head a little massage with some oil. And for the love of all that is holy, wear a light-colored shirt until this blows over. You’ve got this.
Your scalp is just having a rough season. A little TLC, and you’ll be back to scratching it without fear of a tiny, embarrassing fallout. Happy scalp, happy life. Now go hydrate.