Let’s not forget the Common House Spider (Tegenaria). These are the ones that run across your duvet at 3 AM, making you yelp like a startled goose. They can bite, but their fangs are so small they often can’t even break human skin. It’s like being attacked by a very angry piece of fluff.
When they do bite, it’s barely a tickle. It’s the equivalent of a mosquito landing on you—you might feel a tiny prick, then you realise it’s just a spider being clumsy. The real damage is to your pride when you scream loud enough to wake the neighbours.
