Stop reading. Go shake your wallet. Open that drawer you’re scared of. I’ll wait.
Found something? Good. Now plan your trip. Buy something silly. That novelty cactus? Yes. The tub of jalapeño popcorn? Absolutely.
Remember: a used voucher is a happy voucher. An expired one is a tiny tragedy. Let’s prevent a thousand tragedies by May 31.
You’ve been warned. Now go enjoy your free stuff. Tesco is practically handing you cash. Don’t be the person who says, “Oh, I had one of those… somewhere.” Be the hero who saves the day with a packet of custard creams.
