The pyramids weren’t just tombs. They were statements. They said, "We were here. We were organized. And we could move big rocks." They’re proof that humans, with enough beer and stubbornness, can do almost anything.
Next time you complain about assembling IKEA furniture, remember: some guy built a mountain out of stone using only his hands, his buddies, and a string. And he did it without an Allen wrench.
Now, pass the coffee mug. We’ve got a universe to ponder.
