So, are you allowed to park on the pavement? Only if you enjoy paying fines, annoying pedestrians, and maybe losing your car to a tow truck. In other words: please don’t. Find a legal spot, walk an extra thirty seconds, and feel the smug satisfaction of being a law-abiding citizen. Your wallet, your karma, and every person with a pushchair will love you for it.
And here’s the uplifting part: Every time you don’t park on the pavement, a fairy gets its wings (or a parking enforcement officer gets a quiet break). You are a hero of the footpath. You are a guardian of the curb. You are the person who makes the world just a little bit smoother for everyone else. Plus, you get to save that £70 for something fun, like a fancy coffee or a new pair of socks. High five, pavement saint. Keep rolling right.
