Historians think the real George was a Roman soldier from modern-day Turkey. Yes, a Roman soldier. He didn’t wave a cross on a fancy English castle; he was probably grumbling about his rations in the 3rd century. He became a Christian martyr when Emperor Diocletian decided Christians were bad for business. George was tortured and beheaded for refusing to sacrifice to pagan gods—hardcore stuff, no dragons required.
Here’s the kicker: we don’t even have his bones. His supposed tomb is in Lod, Israel, and bits of him are scattered across Europe like a holy jigsaw puzzle. England? He never visited. Not once. He didn’t even get a postcard.