Honestly, “heart failure” sounds like your ticker flunked a final exam. It’s a terrible name! Your heart isn’t failing in the sense of quitting—it’s just working less efficiently than it used to. Think of it like your heart got a promotion to middle management and now it’s just tired all the time.
So, let’s call it “Heart on a Coffee Break.” It’s still pumping, just not with the same pep. And the good news? Modern medicine is like a really good barista for your heart—it can perk it right up.
