Mykaela is having a fourth kid. So what? She’s not asking you to babysit. She’s not asking for your womb. She’s just sharing a milestone in a bizarre, public performance art project called “social media.”
Viral influencer and podcaster Drew Afualo hits back at haters after
The haters are attacking because they’re scared—scared of a future that doesn’t match their spreadsheet calculations. But guess what? The future is always messy, loud, and full of sticky fingers.
So, to the haters: relax. Put down the phone. Go for a walk. Maybe hug a kid, or just a tree. And remember: a baby isn’t a carbon bomb; it’s a tiny human who might one day invent a way to recycle your own angry tweets into clean energy.
And to Mykaela: congratulations. May your next child sleep through the night and never, ever find your old TikTok history. You’ll need it.
Note to readers: This article is in jest. We support family planning, but also, mind your own nappy business.
