The official answer is: It depends entirely on you. But a safe bet is between 12 and 18 minutes for the average, non-crunching human.
Next time you unwrap that red, green, or blue brick, take a moment. Appreciate the journey. Don’t bite it. Let it dissolve. Let it be your tiny, sweet companion for the next quarter of an hour.
Because in a world that moves way too fast, a Jolly Rancher reminds you to just… slow down and suck. It’s the cheapest, most delicious meditation you can buy for a quarter.
