Look, bees aren’t evil. They’re just defensive and visual. If you understand what colors set them off, you can avoid being their target. It’s not rocket science—it’s bug psychology.
Next time you head outside, take a peek at your clothes. Are you wearing a dark blue shirt? Change it. Red hat? Take it off. And for crying out loud, put down the floral perfume.
Remember: you want to look like a cloud, not a snack. Or a bear. Or a giant flower. Just a boring, peaceful cloud. Your backyard will be way more chill. And you won’t have to run like a cartoon character.
Cheers to that—and to fewer stings.
