At exactly 12:00 PM, the Flypast reaches its climax. The planes release colored smoke that drifts over the palace like a cartoon cloud of patriotism. The crowd cheers. The King claps politely. And then, just as suddenly as it started, the sky is quiet again. You’re left with ringing ears, a phone full of blurry photos, and the sudden realization that you haven’t blinked in four minutes.
So grab a deck chair, a Pimm’s cup, and a very high sunhat. The 2026 Trooping the Colour Flypast is coming, and it’s going to be loud, precise, and gloriously absurd. Just remember: the pilots are flying on fruit, fear, and the hope that nobody spots a cloud.