Let’s be real for a second – we were all half-expecting a permanent return to Frogmore Cottage, weren’t we? But no, this is more of a “we’re here for a few months, let’s get the kids a proper British education” vibe. Harry and Meghan have reportedly rented a home near Windsor, not far from the Queen’s old paddock. Talk about a soft landing.
This isn’t a full-scale relocation, mind you. Think of it as an extended school trip for the adults, except the adults are constantly being photographed buying organic kale. The kids, however, are getting the full British experience: uniforms, packed lunches, and probably a classmate who asks if they’ve met the King.
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Naturally, they didn’t just walk into the local comprehensive down the road. Reports suggest the children are attending a private independent school near Windsor – the kind with Latin mottos and hockey pitches that look like carpets. You know the type: teachers use words like “holistic” and kids call their parents “Mummy and Daddy” unironically.
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For Archie, who is five, and Lilibet, who is three, this is a huge cultural shift. They’ve been used to Californian sunshine, backyard pools, and probably a lot of avocado toast. Now they’re swapping that for British drizzle, school dinners featuring spotted dick, and proper manners. God, they’re going to love it.
