Look, I’m not saying the Vanguard M&S is out to get you. But I am saying that those opening times are a puzzle designed to test your patience and your willingness to read fine print. If you’re planning a trip, do yourself a favour: check the website and call ahead. That thirty-second phone call saved me from another soggy-sock disaster last week.
So go on, grab your shopping list, and head to Vanguard—but maybe leave a little earlier than you think. And if you see me there, in the cheese aisle, comparing cheddar prices? Just nod. We both know the struggle is real. Happy shopping! (And may the Percy Pigs be with you.)
