Look, I get it. Some streets are designed by someone who hates cars. It’s tight, narrow, and the only parking spot is halfway up a lamppost. In those moments, the temptation is real. But ask yourself: “Would a CCTV camera think this is funny?” Because if the answer is no, it’s a fine.
Outdoor parking rules. Illegal and legal parking. No vehicles on
Also, think about the people who need that pavement. The old lady with her shopping trolley. The kid learning to ride a bike. The guide dog trying to do his job. Your car is not welcome in their living room. Sorry, wheels.
The Bizarre World of “Parking on the Grass Verge”
Now, what is a pavement, anyway? Sometimes it’s just a strip of grass. In those cases, you’re actually parking on a verge, which is different! In some towns, it’s totally fine. In others, it’s a hangable offense (okay, just a ticket). Verge parking is legal in many rural areas unless there’s an “active” sign. But here’s the catch: if you tear up the grass and leave muddy ruts, the council will send you a nasty letter. And a bill for reseeding. You’ll become known as “the person who ruined the village green.” Not a great look.
