Let’s be real: it’s going to be Janice. She’ll outwit, outlast, and out-passive-aggress the whole lot. Or maybe Dave the accountant will have a secret talent for foraging. Or Bree Bree will suddenly develop a survival instinct. Anything can happen.
One thing’s for sure: I’ll be glued to my screen every night. Grab your coffee, your snacks, and your sense of schadenfreude. The 2026 jungle is going to be a ride. See you there, friend.
