You will also need pharmacies. Most chains keep at least one 24-hour location running.
Call first, though. The one near me last year was open, but the pharmacist was wearing a party hat and had clearly just woken up. Respect.
And for the love of all that is holy, check public transit. Buses and trains often run on a Sunday or holiday schedule.
You don’t want to stand at a bus stop for 45 minutes wondering if the driver is hungover too. Spoiler: they probably are.
The Final, Honest Truth
Here’s the real secret: stay home if you can. Make your own eggs. Drink your own coffee. Watch the parade from your couch.
But if you must venture out? Plan like you’re going on a secret mission. Pack snacks. Have cash. Accept that the world is running on a skeleton crew.
And if you find a diner that’s open? Tip your waitress like a maniac. She’s working so you can feast. She is your new best friend.
So go ahead. Embrace the chaos. You’ll have a story to tell and, with luck, a full stomach. Happy New Year, you glorious disaster.
