I used to spray poison, but that just made spiders wander around drunk and angry before dying in my shoe. Bad look. Instead, buy glue traps—those flat cardboard sheets with sticky adhesive. Place them along baseboards, behind furniture, and near doors.
The irony is gorgeous: these speed demons, who can run a foot per second, get caught by the floor. They can’t outrun a sticky rectangle. Check them weekly, and when you catch one, just throw the whole trap away. No touching. No screaming. Just victory.
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Pro tip: put a glue trap behind your fridge and under your bed. You might sleep better knowing a perimeter of stickiness is on guard duty.