First, always arrive by 11:15 AM if you want to avoid the panic. That gives you fifteen minutes to find a table, fight a seagull (if you’re by the coast), and place your order without crying. It’s a buffer zone for life.
Second, use the Wetherspoons app to order ahead. You can be sitting in your car, having an existential crisis, and still lock in your breakfast at 11:29. Technology is here to save you from yourself.
Third, always have a backup plan. If you miss breakfast, just order the “all-day brunch” loophole item or a jacket potato with beans. It’s not the same, but it’s a warm hug in potato form.
